Ricardo / 20 / Albuquerque /
I'll post anything I find interesting really.

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Trance is my life.

danielsproutbradford:

fenolfalein:

blinkpinkinc:

electricpresidentofficial:

notsosubtlegamer:

draumhaf:

sorelliena:

ghirahims-left-shoe:

grouchythefish:

punkandmeathead:

thevaleyard:

teamfreekickass:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

momotaruo-mikoshiba:

brando-relatable:

sasstronauuut:

photoncerberus:

amazing

'irina is a muslim name'
it’s actually an orthodox russian name but okay

"is lamia a real curse"

good fucking bye

"slade is a total douchebag"

ikr im such a dick

"hannah is a palindrome"

well duh

elijah is a man of like passion

"Kevin is a girl/creature/heterosexual bear wrestler/bad name"

"Eva is inside her cat"
What the heck

"Katrina is a virgin or not"
Schrodinger’s virgin

"Gwen is a disturbia girl"
Okay.

"Sophia is a a femme fatale. with intelligence and beauty.”

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I AM.

"is Lindsey a man’s name"

good

"Dennis is a genius"
Daw thanks Google!

"Max is a nickname for"

"flea is a parasite"

"is fen a word I can use in scrabble"

uh.

Alternatively 

[birth name] is a chasier at a grocery store.

"alexander is a swoose"

and

[birth name] is a party pooper

"is ricardo a good luggage brand"

if it has my name it must be!

theponderingponds:

conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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and he was supposed to be the expert