fedorabow:

Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Phineas: Baljeet?
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!

I used to think that this was an exaggeration

I was wrong

littlestfuzzyvalentine:

When I accidentally do this I feel like the worlds worst person.

littlestfuzzyvalentine:

When I accidentally do this I feel like the worlds worst person.

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

jk-im-god-as-fuck:

5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.

Robert has no regrets.

cucumberofficial:

themermaidpoet:

Why did the cucumber blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing.

Thanks for telling everyone, it was supposed to be a SECRET

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

beerburritowhiskey:

reallylameblog:

They’re coming

We have seen their kind before:

ruinedchildhood:

y'all make beats out of anything

otakucityactor:

yugi u stone cold motherfucker

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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